A tongue-in-cheek centerpiece that fuses camp, critique, and a touch of decadence.

Hand-sculpted in ceramic with a shaft gilded in 24k gold, this limited-edition award flirts with the ridiculous and sublime ways we glorify power, virility, and the absurd.

A nod to Susan Sontag’s Notes on Camp, the Mini Dick Award revels in artifice and exaggeration, transforming the phallus into a queer celebration of humor and self-awareness. While poking fun (pun intended) at society’s contradictions, it invites us to question the symbols we glorify, shame, or censor.

By placing the phallus—literally—on a pedestal, this reclaims it as an object of queer joy, humor, and subversion. It shines a light on the cultural tensions between worship and shame, highlighting that playfulness can be a powerful act of resistance in a world that takes itself way too seriously.

Whether as a celebration of sensuality, a critique of patriarchal excess or toxic masculinity, or even simply as a sexy conversation starter, the Mini Dick Award is here to remind us that the dick is, above all, a source of guiltless pleasure. And what could be more delightful than gilded porcelain in the shape of… well, your favorite thing?

Measures 2.5 × 1.5 × 5 inches
Ceramic, 24k gold, glaze
Limited Series of 10.
Signed and numbered.